8 Reasons I'm Not Coming Back to South Africa after 22 Years In Canada

#1: Safety – The Midnight Freedom Walk

Oh, the sweet liberation of wandering inner-city streets at 10 PM without the fear of becoming a crime statistic. Canada, where I can toss my purse next to me while driving, and my baby is safe – it's like living in a bubble-wrap utopia!

#2: Ease of Mobility – Goodbye Crap Bosses, Hello Freedom

Moving around Canada is as easy as a Moose on a Sunday stroll. But the real gem is employability – no shackles to a terrible boss, and health insurance isn't a hostage to employment. No fear of medical crises leaving you unemployed and helpless!

#3: Hard Work Equals Results – Canada, the Land of Opportunity

Canada, where hard work isn't just a motivational quote – it's a lifestyle. Unlike the U.S., education isn't a financial Everest, making opportunities more accessible. Work hard, retrain, and watch tenacity pay off – no need to mortgage your future for an education!

#4: Canada – Where Dreams Outshine Finances

Growing up humble? Canada's got your back! Grants, scholarships, and opportunities galore. It's not about what you can afford; it's about how far you can grow. I paid for my education, stayed with my parents, and emerged with only $7k in debt – talk about a Canadian dream!

#5: Long-Term Prospects – Mom's Peace of Mind

In Canada, long-term prospects aren't a luxury; they're a birthright. Starting a savings account for my daughter's post-secondary education when she was born? Yup, that's Canada for you – investing in our future comedians, artists, and engineers!

#6: Canada's Robust Social Service System – EI, Not a Bad Romance

Canada's Employment Insurance (EI) is a safety net for those unexpected job woes. It won't make you rich, but it's the friend you need in times of crisis. Because, let's be honest, nobody dreams of being an EI star, but knowing it's there – comforting!

#7: Canada's Healthcare System – More Than Just Apologies

Healthcare, eh? It's not entirely free, and yes, optometry, dentistry, and some drugs aren't covered. But when life throws you a curveball like a transplant or a stroke, Canada's got you covered. Emergency? They'll triage and hustle you in – no price tags on saving lives!

#8: The Canadian Passport – Schengen Dreams & European Feels

Traveling with a Canadian passport is like having a backstage pass to Europe. Wave goodbye to visa hassles – 26 European countries, 90 days, and no paperwork nightmares. Trust me, it's a comedy show compared to the agony of traveling with a South African passport!

Conclusion: Canada, You've Stolen My Heart!

South Africa, you'll always be a part of me, but Canada? It's like a never-ending comedy festival. From safety walks to healthcare tales, Canada has proven it's not just about poutine and politeness – it's a way of life. Until next time, keep laughing, keep loving, and keep embracing the Canadian dream! 🇨🇦